ACAB For Cutie

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Stubbornly proud St. Louisan fluent in SQL, sabermetrics, and Simpsons quotes
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I love when it gets dark early tbh

I'm one of those people who stays up late for no reason to "create more time", so I love thinking it's 10p when it's really 6p.
So much more time to do nothing!

#neurodivergent

Dyson can’t hold a candle to Microsoft Teams for sucking power.

Newsletter: A message to those asking “what do I do now?” How to protect yourselves, and how to fight.

https://www.citationneeded.news/wind-the-clock/

#CitationNeeded #USpolitics #USpol

Wind the clock

A message to those asking “what do I do now?”

Citation Needed

I've been in shock and have felt really numb the last few days.

Apparently all I needed to do to unleash a good cry was listen to Bon Iver
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It's like... I want to make jokes and watch stupid movies, but it feels like my brain has been stunned. I'm just straight static right now and want to stare at the wall.

My executive is dysfunctional to the max.

#feelings #brainproblems

I hate the smell of fragrance free lotion

#deepThoughts

A Maddux on 94 pitches!

Tanner Houck tosses the first shutout of his career! 🔥

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If the boost count be higher, your feed is on fire."

- Old ActivityPub proverb about viral toots