So, question for the fediverse:

I moved out 10 days ago. Relationship has been over since October. Ex cheated on me repeatedly while basically bankrupting me, but I'm the one with the decent job and I cut her off except for generous child support.

How long is an acceptable wait time before I sleep with the 3 of her friends who are in my DMs saying "she was stupid she didn't deserve you?"

Asking for her 3 friends.

#deepthoughts #relationships

Wouldn't it be funny if Billy Crudup was a stage name, and the actor's real name was John Robert Sheridan?

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#DeepThoughtsWithJackHandsey
#Humor
#comedy

I was thinking about Sisyphus. I was thinking about him rolling that boulder up the mountain.

Specifically, I was thinking about the wear-and-tear on the mountain and on the boulder. Do you think that Sisyphus has to replace the boulder every so often? Or is wearing the mountain down into a valley a concern?

What if Sisyphus can never reach the top of the mountain because he wears it into a meadow? "There was once a mountain here."

#GreekMythology #Sisyphus #DeepThoughts

Words to live by.

ALL RIDERS MUST PAY.

NO REFUNDS ONCE THE CAROUSEL HAS STARTED.

Unintentionally deep.

#Photography #DeepThoughts

Sometimes I'll order some Scotch eggs to go at the English pub just so I'll have a reason to get up the next morning.

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#DeepThoughtsWithJackHandsey
#humor
#comedy

"All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone." -Blaise Pascal.

Thinking about this on a day off from work, six pages deep into journalling about dating after divorce as a 50 year old cis woman.

The problem with sitting quietly alone is there's no one to hold your hand when the thoughts get scary.

#Journal #DeepThoughts #MorningMoments

Cranberries are wrongly associated with Thanksgiving turkey as their prime application. Sure, they're great there, but in reality, it is in muffins that they find their most meaningful contribution to humanity.

#deepThoughts #Cranberries #muffins