Guvyal Of Sfere

@GuyalOfSfere
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Progressive politically, progressive musically, bicycle and software writing addicted, Sober 20 years.
It’s a daunting task to write a humor column just four days after the election and the beginning of the Turd Reich. So here goes my best attempt at it! Thinking of all of you, and trying not to think of all of them… https://open.substack.com/pub/statuskuo/p/just-for-xeets-and-giggles-110924?r=1zr8b&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web
Just for Xeets and Giggles (11.09.24)

AKA Laughing Through the Tears

The Status Kuo

Tim Apple: We are unique. We do in-house industrial design for all of our computers and iToys that you love. Everything is shiny and tiny, and we think you are going to love it.

User: Buys a new M4 Mac Mini but notices the power button is at the bottom.

User: I solved the power button problem:

For some reason, this Mac Mini comes with a removable SSD. However, RAM, CPU, GPU, and everything else is glued to the motherboard.

Questa è stata la reazione dell'utenza di Apex Legends dopo il drop del supporto a #Linux tramite Proton/Wine

Sempre contro ogni forma di anticheat kernel level. È ora di abbandonare sti giochini del cazzo

Omg.

Via Scott MacFarlane:

ALERT: Rep. Jared Moskowitz (D-FL) statement, "The day before the election, I was notified by the Margate Police Dept., located in my Congressional district, about a potential plot on my life. The individual in question was arrested not far from my home. He is a former felon who was in possession of a rifle, a suppressor and body armor. Found with him was a manifesto that, among other things, included antisemitic rhetoric and only my name on the ‘target’ list”