SICK CUNT DRACONESApr 15, 2019
now would be a great time for someone to come to my house and kill me
Show threadgrant (new main at radtown)Apr 15, 2019
@pisscotheque i could never
Show threadgrant (new main at radtown)Apr 15, 2019
@pisscotheque i would be willing to go in on a faking-your-death thing though
Show threadSICK CUNT DRACONESApr 15, 2019
@ghendrix i have been lying here with my eyes closed for two hours, i am basically already faking my own death (apart from i’m looking at my phone but who’s gonna notice that)
Show threadSICK CUNT DRACONESApr 15, 2019
@pig @ghendrix everybody please ignore the arm protruding from the end of the coffin, the corpse is not “snapchatting” anything
Show threadgrant (new main at radtown)Apr 15, 2019
@pisscotheque @pig insurance adjusters looking at the big box out in back of the funeral home labeled “hermetic posting pod (coffin style)” and frowning
Show threadSICK CUNT DRACONESApr 15, 2019
@ghendrix @pig my policy just says it covers any kind of “big rectangle” it doesn’t say what i should be doing inside of it
Only you can go fuck yourselfApr 15, 2019
Show threadgrant (new main at radtown)
@pisscotheque @pig midway through the service I slide a whole pizza into the casket, “in accordance with the wishes of the deceased”
Apr 15, 2019 at 3:49amWeb
Show threadSICK CUNT DRACONESApr 15, 2019
@ghendrix @pig love how this is the first post in this thread to get cw’d
Show threadgrant (new main at radtown)Apr 15, 2019
@pisscotheque @pig I love the autocorrect fuckup that I didn’t catch because I had my glasses off
Show threadSICK CUNT DRACONESApr 15, 2019
@ghendrix @pig what DID food meant