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@brendan bury me like this. But plant catnip on the grave so I'm covered by cats in death just as in life.

real talk: being gen X kind of sucks right now because our boomer parents are all dying, sick, and, or, suffering from dementia. we are a v self sufficient cohort, and proud of it but don't underestimate the shit we're likely going through. as ever, kindness first.

gen X is also discovering illness ourselves. it's a trip, and it fucking sucks.

anyway - every generation gets their time in the barrel. for gen X it is now.

shout out to all y'all that are going through some things. i see you.

iykyk
Now that I’m a mature adult, I can think back to when I was growing up and learning that most adults were not smart. Now that I’ve been an adult for so many years, I can safely say that it is much worse than I could have ever imagined.
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Ceci n'est pas une pup.
[hat in hand] Sir, ma'am. I'm sorry to inform you that your son has been royally ganked. He was fulfilling his duty to the team, defending the red flag from capture by the enemy squad, when he was noscoped by an enemy sniper after he took his hand off the mouse to scratch himself. His remains will be provided to you once the military coroner has removed the scent of teabagging. You may view the body though I must warn you that the ragdolling was especially severe.
Over many years, I have been gradually replacing all of the paragraphs in the Ship of Theseus Wikipedia article.

Presenting: "Space Karen".

This is Karen Nyberg, who was a NASA astronaut from 1991 to 2020 and logged 180 days in space between 2008 and 2013. In 2013 while stationed on the ISS she sewed a stuffed dinosaur, believed to be the only stuffed animal ever manufactured in space, out of fabric scavenged from Roscosmos food containers and stuffing from a shredded T-shirt.