Steve Griffin 〓〓

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Retired engineer, marketeer and business owner.

Co-Founder of Glastock Festival, a not for profit music festival.

Loves #Music, #Science, #Tech, #TheOcean, #Festivals, #Photography, #SciFi, #DrWho, #Astronomy, #Puns, #DadJokes, #Crypto & most of all, #Life.

I intend to live forever, so far so good.

  Participant in the great birdsite migration of 2022.

Location#Kernow #Cornwall #UK
Politics#Green #Socialist
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Scientists have discovered that ants don’t get sick...

And it’s all thanks to their anty-bodies.

#Puns #DadJokes

Just got rejected from NASA...

guess they didn't have enough space.

#Puns #DadJokes

9 out of 10 zoo dentists refuse to treat bears unless it's been given an anaesthetic, proving true the old adage that…

There’s safety in numb-bears.

#Puns #DadJokes

My wife turned to me yesterday and said "have you listened to a single word I've been saying?"

And I thought to myself, what a weird way to start a conversation.

#Puns #DadJokes

English is a pretty hard language...

You accidentally switch two letters and the whole sentence is urined...

#Puns #DadJokes

My wife thinks we should allow our pets to share our bed...

I finally gave in...

After 10 minutes our goldfish finally settled down.

#Puns #DadJokes

I pulled out a world map, gave a dart to my wife and said: “I’ll take you on a vacation to where the dart lands”...

Turns out we’re going to spend the next three weeks behind the fridge.

#Puns #DadJokes

Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens...

They're calling it the Apollo G

#Puns #DadJokes

Why do chicken coops have two doors?...

Because if they had four doors they would be chicken sedans.

#Puns #DadJokes

My wife told our son not to play with electricity...

Now he’s grounded.

#Puns #DadJokes