Scientists have detected another possible Monday arriving as early as next week. If true, this will be the 9th Monday this year. They warn that there are a little over 3 days left to prepare.
Mondays can be bad. Hug those you love and help them through it. Spend these remaining days wisely.
Me: Sorry I'm late, I broke down on the way to work.
Them: No problem, is your car alright now?
Me: ...Car?
“uh, the sign said Princess Wanted”
“Yes, are you applying?”
“Totally; but you know there are plenty of caves that aren’t so far back in the mountains, you’d get more applicants...”
“I wanted some peace and quiet—my last cave was so stressful. Treasure hunters and knights errant and all manner of interruptions.”
“Dungeon masters have a lot to answer for, burnout must be hard”
“Thank you, it was almost a year before I could flame again, but watch me now 🔥. “
If life shuts a door, open it again.
It’s a door - that’s how they work.