I love spiders. I enjoy watching them move in the wilderness. Key word: wilderness. Not in my house. When found, they will humanely be trapped and released.

@steveroy recently watched a video on the tv. Suddenly there was an enormous effing spider with all its big babies scuttling out of the nest. I screamed and I think I ran away. If I had watched it outside, I would have been fine. I’m certain of that. But it was in my house.

I think their speed, uncontrollable by me, is what freaks me out.

In a show of defiance yesterday afternoon, my boy swallowed a decent size stone, ++ than an avocado pit & - - than a clementine. Because he is a prolific pooper, I’m worried as he’s only gone once (late last night) and nothing since. By this time of day, he should’ve left me at minimum two piles for me to pick up.

What’s my day gonna be like? Worrying because that stone might have caused him to be blocked, in which case, the vet will have to remove it.

He’s not as innocent as he appears!