Fixed that for you, Zoe

Announcer: "If you see something that doesn't look right, report it to a member of staff."
Me: "Why are none of the benches under cover?"

"And as I drive the Norman invaders from the fenny wastes, my name will go down in history. In 1,000 years, they will name a stationer after me. And his companion shall be... a giant made of tiles."

Trying to get a good photo of the ladybirds on the curry plant. Failing.

Bit concerned that journalist Anita Chaudhuri is unaware that offices have taps.

Not a good day to drive from Rostov-on-Don to Moscow.

Actual picture of Cygnus achieving resolution between Dionysus and Apollo in Rush's "Hemispheres".

TBF, Boris Johnson probably would pull the rip cord before going through the hatch.

Turns out Boris Johnson is nearly Jesus

Someone needs to tell the Mail that this isn't how students arrive.