On this day in 2074 AD, the validation machine was released. Shaped liked hearing aids, providing the wearer constant stream of validation. Millions were constantly encouraged all the way to insane asylums recently renovated by private prison companies. #bigprison #diversify

On this day in 2195 AD, the United States post office reaches peak efficiency and becomes the highest rated national institution. This is after 99.99% of all offices close after teleportation advancements. The remaining branch is really good. 5 stars. #givethemacookie #usps #mail

On this day in 3198 AD, time is paused for a few hours to allow everyone to take a breath. Everyone is grateful. Tensions lower. Peace comes within reach. A lucky fraction survive the unpause and traumatic "shakening" aftershock. #timeisanillusion #shakennotstirred #marshmallows

On this day in 5198 AD, sleep is rendered inefficient by nanobot sleep replacers. While effective, in rare cases, these bots dug too deep and too greedily and woke up giant brain dragons insistent on riddling all day. #brainsmaug #nomorequestions #punsarentriddles #WhatAmI #frogs

On this day in 3452 AD, North America votes to take a break from the rest of the planet. Telescopes capture the mostly successful moment the continent lands on the moon, parts of Canada break off and form additional satellites. #saskatchewanmoon #spacetravel #noonemissedus

On this day in 2044 AD, humanity receives a restraining order from climate change. The court agreed mankind was too aggressively pushing climate change and deserved a separation. Humanity countersued, tying up the courts for years. #whichsideareyouon #getalawyer #cutebunnies #anime #climatechangeforpresident

On this day in 3425 AD, humanity finds God. The joyous glory is quickly tempered when he is judged a 5, maybe 6 at best. Aesthetic Atheism quickly becomes the primary religious belief. #beautyisskindeep #dontfollowme #thoushaltnotbenothot #collectiveaction #revelations #throwbackthursday