Started a new piece. Got these blending sticks with my BD cash and they make a world of difference. Like with my writing, I sketch a little of one piece every day. Though, I think I may finish this tomorrow.

#surreal #absurdist #pencil #art #wip

Is sugar a vegetable? This and other perennial questions answered:

Show 884: Misdemeanour Gang Tattoos And The Trolley Problem -Into Your Head #podcast

https://intoyourhead.ie/2026/06/09/show-884-misdemeanour-gang-tattoos-and-the-trolley-problem/

#absurdist #humour #Irish #comedy #podcasters #streamofconsciousness

Show 884: Misdemeanour Gang Tattoos And The Trolley Problem

– Into Your Head #podcast #absurdist #humour #Irish #comedy #podcasters #streamofconsciousness

Into Your Head dot IE

It’s time for the #trollacademia imitative. (The M was a typo but I am leaving it in because autocorrect is rarely ever wrong with me)

You are hereby invited to the math #meme #renaissance where I plan to apply very obscure and very serious #math abstractions to random shit for the #lolz. And LOLZ in the true #millennial and #GenX early internet rageface comedic sense. It’s time to get #biblically #absurdist for me.

Do you think Sisyphus' rock gets smoother over time as he lovingly pushes it up the hill? Until he can see his own reflection in it? I like to think so. #absurdist #meaning
I think bill wurtz accidentally wrote an absurdist hymn. Of course it was him, and of course it was an accident. So fitting. https://invidious.nerdvpn.de/watch?v=Np7fFcHFkpg
#music #absurdist #billwurtz

Call and Response


Call and Response by Stewart Stafford

Crank call from a candle factory —
A triple-threat candelabra.
Introduced themselves as Sasquatch,
With a vendetta against my Chupacabra.

My wife hyperventilated —
the hundredth call that week,
each one crazier than the last.
Ignore it, I said — turn the other slashed cheek.

Heavy breathing, then pizza orders,
Giggling voices asking for directions.
We changed the number, blew the whistle,
And left the rest to the Department of Deflections.

© 2026, Stewart Stafford. All rights reserved.

#Absurdism #Absurdist #Bigfoot #Chupacabra #CrankCall #CryptidS #Cryptids #DarkHumor #DarkHumour #FantasticBeasts #FantasyCreatures #MythicalCreatures #NuisanceCall #NuisanceCallers #NuisanceCalls #Phone #Poem #poems #Poetry #Sasquatch #StewartStaffordPoems #Surreal #SurrealHumour #Surrealism #Telephone