Lettie: Which joker glued my brothers together 😹
#catofmastodon

Happy New Year from all of us 😸😽😺🐱🎉
#CatsOfMastodon

Ted: What are you doing Scampi?😸
Scampi: I’m counting my paws, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 😺
Ted: I think you counted that one twice? 😸
Scampi: Oops, silly me, just the five then 😺🐾
#catsofmastodon #PawsForThought

As the winter nights grow longer Lettie and Scampi settle down to write their letters to Santa…
#DearSanta #catsofmastodon

Lettie: Dad, do you know what you’re doing on mastodon?
Dad: To be honest Lettie, It makes me feel like I have broken into a strangers house and now I can’t find where they keep the tea, milk, sugar or even the cups 🫤
Lettie: Maybe they don’t use cups in mastodon
Dad: That’s very deep Lettie, you’re becoming a real little philosopher
Lettie: Look for a cup rack 😽
Dad: Oh, you really meant that 🙄
#Cats #CatsOfMastodon #CupsOfMastodon

Ted: Dad, can me and Bea appear on Mastodon
Dad: Yes of course, what would you like to do?
Ted: Well I though Bea could do the cooking and I could be one of the judges and eat all the food 😺
Dad: Ok, I see what’s happened here, you have overheard my conversation and confused Mastodon with the TV program Master Chef 🤔
Ted: Will there still be food? 😼
#Cats #CatsOfMasterChef #catsofmastodon

Scampi: Lettie, are you finding Mastodon easy to use? 😼
Lettie: It’s not too bad, but I think Dad is struggling a little 🙀
Scampi: What makes you say that? 😸
Lettie: Well I think he has just used the survey button to create his shopping list 😹
#Cats #catsofmastodon #NotOurDad

Scampi: So what is a Mastodon anyway?
Lettie: It’s like a elephant from olden times
Scampi: How do you know that?
Lettie: I once heard Mum call Dad a Mastodon so I had to look it up on Wikipawdia
Scampi: I though he was a sloth?
Lettie: I think it depends on the day of the week and how much mess he has made 😹
#Cats #sundayfunday #catsofmastodon

Lettie: This is weird
Scampi: I guess we’re not in Twipper anymore
Lettie: I think we are both there and here
Scampi: I can’t be in two places at once Lettuce
Lettie: Wait, there’s one way to get back
Scampi: How?
Lettie: “There’s no place like home, there’s no place like home”
Scampi: Don’t you need red shoes for that to work?
Lettie: White socks are just as good Scampus 😽
#cats #catsofmastodon #caturday