Floating Onion

@FloatingOnion@cyberplace.social
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A Bermudian washed up in London. Job title says tech, slide decks say otherwise.

Any opinions are my own.

Finally got round to chucking a temperature sensor into the cupboard where the tech stuff lives. May not be the best day to start baselining it.

Thought I was going mad hearing a faint tapping noise. Water dripping out of the bathroom light fixtures. Again! Now a different kind of mad.

Want some water leak sensors, but would have put them in the middle of the room!

@rootwyrm @ireneista @david_chisnall @soatok a work device is *NEVER* trustworthy hardware to run your personal software on.
I think it's disgraceful that the *only* number 1 hit Stevie Wonder has had in the UK is "I Just Called to say I Love You".
Someone should start one of those campaigns to get one of his better songs to number 1.

This isn't just an EU problem, UK identified it as a concern when they were looking at telecomms resilience and the place of vendors such as Huawei:

https://ec.social-network.europa.eu/@EUCommission/114823270566060683

There's not just a signals risk if you rely on particular infrastructure vendors but simply that you can get caught up in supply chain instabilities.

European Commission (@EUCommission@ec.social-network.europa.eu)

Attached: 1 image In crises like natural disasters, conflicts, or pandemics, essentials must stay accessible. Two key components of the Preparedness Union agenda will strengthen our readiness for the unexpected. EU Stockpiling Strategy to: 🔹Identify stock gaps 🔹Improve coordination among EU countries 🔹Enhance logistics & partnerships for timely use of resources Medical Countermeasures Strategy to: 🔸Advance next-gen flu vaccines & new antibiotics 🔸Improve medicine deployment 🔸Boost innovation

European Commission on Mastodon

There's a post going around LinkedIn about how easy it is to generate a fake photo with cheap GenAI tools that looks like a receipt and, oh no, people can lie on their expenses. And I think this panic really sums up the LinkedIn crowd:

  • It's a threat model that doesn't make sense.
  • It starts from assuming an adversarial relationship between employers and employees.

The threat model doesn't make any sense because about half (and most of the high-value things) I claim on expenses have email receipts already. If someone wants to submit a fake receipt, there are much easier ways than using GenAI to create a fake picture.

But, more importantly, it assumes that your employees are willing to commit fraud for a few tens of dollars, in sufficiently large numbers for it to impact your company. If your relationship with your workforce has deteriorated to that extent, then you're in serious trouble.

That’s the thunderstorm arrived. Didn’t take long to upgrade to hail. Might be sat here for a while. Unfortunately uncovered garden between me and the bar in the pub.

Very poor planning.

The disturbing realisation that if I’d have been born when I moved to the UK I’d legally be able to go to the pub. Yikes.
If you can't look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

Now the finger pointing. It appears there were failures on the National Grid side, but Heathrow can't outsource their resilience and wash their hands of it.

You need to plan, build for, and test your resilience. You can't run CNI that falls over with the loss of one feed.

Likely errors all round that then lined up and boom.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly22eelnxjo

Heathrow shutdown caused by problem found seven years ago

An investigation has been launched by the energy regulator into National Grid after finding issues at a substation were not fixed.

BBC News