@fesshole I still sort of wish the eggxactly egg cooker was a thing.

@nytpu @fesshole coding is the future they said. Whelp this is what we ended up with. Sarcastic thanks 😊

@Eetschrijver @fesshole I agree. There must be a big difference between audacious teen film-maker and thrifty old codger 🙄

@mansr @Rubelicious @BadgerDad @fesshole
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
The joke is both that the chicken crossed the road and also got killed by a car and crossed to the other side.

@fesshole The Tesco near me tried to sell carp for a while, discontinued. They are just not good eatin'. I found a washed up lobster pot on the beach and kept the lobsters in my shower for a few days, so I get it.

@fesshole You are obviously lower than whale shit already.

@fesshole I sort of feel that as over 80% of WORLD goods are transported by lorry, it's an everybody problem. Stop making it necesary to piss in a bottle!

@fesshole Were you the rubber, the rubee or both?

@Eetschrijver @fesshole goodnight Frenchie XX