Mastodawn

When shopping, I go to up to 4 supermarkets to buy eggs in at least two colours, so that I can alternate them when loading them into the egg dispenser

Stephan Neuhaus 2d ago

@fesshole You have an egg dispenser? Posh!

Terence Eden 2d ago

@sten they're like a tenner on Amazon - hardly the height of decadence.

my 19 month old son, who recently discovered he can open the refrigerator and take out a carton of eggs, would have fun with one of these. And by fun I mean watching mom and dad clean up the mess.

The height of my eggcentricity is trying to make the remaining eggs in the carton symmetrical and using one more egg if necessary.

@Edent @sten You get yor eggs from amazon for £10 each? What a life of luxury.

Now 'googling' "what's an egg dispenser?"

What, is lifting up the egg carton lid too difficult now?

Stephan Neuhaus 2d ago

@pewnack @fesshole it's like remote controls for things that are in easy reach.

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Luke Harby 2d ago

@sten @fesshole

Sounds like a chicken

poison punk 2d ago

@fesshole 😵 that's some serious dedication. but by all means, do whatever makes you happy man 😊

Excuse me 1d ago

@fesshole I still sort of wish the eggxactly egg cooker was a thing.

Steve Holden 1d ago

@fesshole And having an egg dispenser is totally normal?

Martin W 1d ago

@fesshole
And this was how I found out there was such a thing as an egg dispenser.

Matthew Wilson 17h ago

@fesshole get some chickens? Plenty of variety that way.