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I'm just trying to keep up but the effort is making me wheeze.

Just read the phrase, “the older generation born between 1981 and 1996”.

So now I need a lie down.

“Twitter got bought out by a low-attention-span, overconfident billionaire who started pulling out Jenga blocks to see whether the system would fall over, and when it did, we all got crushed by the falling blocks.” — @pluralistic

"It [UKHSA] says as many as 39,000 positive results were wrongly reported as negative in September and October 2021.

The mistakes led to "increased numbers of [hospital] admissions and deaths","
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-63795285

Immensa lab errors may have led to 23 Covid-19 deaths

A report says 39,000 people may also have been given incorrect PCR results from a private lab.

BBC News

Alright clock shop, keep it light…

Would you like some existential dread with your watch battery?

We have decided to create an account at Mastodon. We need time to learn how this platform works but also how to synchronize our work here with the Twitter account.

Thank you all for joining us here. No matter where we are, the mission stays the same. We are in social media to commemorate the victims of Auschwitz and educate the world about the tragic story of the camp.

If you're looking for the clown, he's two storm drains over
@UnFitz

2011: Didn't jog.

2012: Didn't jog.

2013: Didn't jog.

2014: Didn't jog.

2015: Didn't jog.

2016: Didn't jog.

2017: Didn't jog.

2018: Didn't jog.

2019: Didn't jog.

2020: Didn't jog.

2021: Didn't jog.

2022: Still haven't jogged.

This is a running joke.
RT @JohnTwelvetrees
Please retweet if you agree with Keir Starmer.

FRIEND: It's called cauliflower. It's not ghost broccoli.

ME: [taking a long drag on my cigarette] Listen kid, I know what I saw.