Wilson "Beans Clock" Scraddock
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Django de Montréal
@El_django
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- "My dishwasher is on the internet!"
- "Why is on the internet?"
- "To download software updates!"
- "Why does it need software updates?"
- "To fix security vulnerabilities!"
- "Why would it have security vulnerabilities?"
- "Because it's on the internet!"
- "My dishwasher is on the internet!"
- "Why is on the internet?"
- "To download software updates!"
- "Why does it need software updates?"
- "To fix security vulnerabilities!"
- "Why would it have security vulnerabilities?"
- "Because it's on the internet!"
AN/CRM-114The Odyssey, one of the oldest stories ever told, so popular it has survived multiple civilizational collapses, can finally take its place alongside Saving Private Ryan, Interstellar, and The Martian as a retelling of the monomyth “Matt Damon Can’t Get Home”
ARGVMI~1.PIF
Tyla (Combat Waifu Yuri Arc)I’ve been struggling to figure out why I can’t seem to lose weight and I think I finally know the answer.
Because I’m a winner! I don’t lose anything, bitches!
Army of the 12 MuskratsFor sale: Prosthetic leg.
Would make an excellent stocking stuffer.
Would make an excellent stocking stuffer.
Narf (Fran Regen Period)still really impressed about the discovery that the japanese water beetle can survive getting eaten by frogs because it combines its natural tendencies with just straight up walking through the entire digestive system at a brisk jog.
like they just fucking say no thank you and leave. this feels like one of the most insanely powerful adaptations i can imagine a creature having. like nah i can't do anything to stop the voracious predator of my biome from consuming me. Doesn't Mean I Give Up
Andrew
haluzinelle bin chicken nicolewhen people ask for feedback, do you put your mic close to your speakers?
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