Fine Ass Poet, Wolf Blitzer

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If you leave milk out it curdles.

[To the tune of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]

@doggeaux better love making. Softer stools. The list goes on.
@cjwyoming my House mostly speaks German and reprimanded me for spoiling the 40+ year old movie ‘Gator’.
If you're a highschooler a good way to directly fight imperialism is to join band and fuck up the national anthem whenever they make you play it
"ah yes but soy means 'i am' in spanish, so you are really just telling me you are a boy" i smugly explain as we wait for the water tank to refill between swirlies
@3_3van sure sure but halfway through, they’re going to ask for my badge. And I’m GOING to slam it on their desk.
A medieval painting portraying the flaws of twitter and the users eventual flight to Mastodon, turning their tweets into toots.
@thebestpatrick this that sweet sweet Bosch.
some fuckin horny wizard of oz shit here