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Fine Ass Poet, Wolf Blitzer
Aug 21, 2018
ladlibertine
Aug 20, 2018
If you leave milk out it curdles.
[To the tune of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]
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Aug 21, 2018
@doggeaux
better love making. Softer stools. The list goes on.
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Aug 20, 2018
Aine, Verified Witch
Aug 20, 2018
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Fine Ass Poet, Wolf Blitzer
Aug 20, 2018
@cjwyoming
my House mostly speaks German and reprimanded me for spoiling the 40+ year old movie ‘Gator’.
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Fine Ass Poet, Wolf Blitzer
Aug 19, 2018
Follow Big Egg on KNZK
Aug 19, 2018
If you're a highschooler a good way to directly fight imperialism is to join band and fuck up the national anthem whenever they make you play it
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Fine Ass Poet, Wolf Blitzer
Aug 19, 2018
shaggy ringtones
Aug 19, 2018
"ah yes but soy means 'i am' in spanish, so you are really just telling me you are a boy" i smugly explain as we wait for the water tank to refill between swirlies
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Fine Ass Poet, Wolf Blitzer
Aug 19, 2018
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sure sure but halfway through, they’re going to ask for my badge. And I’m GOING to slam it on their desk.
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Fine Ass Poet, Wolf Blitzer
Aug 19, 2018
The Best Patrick ☭
Aug 18, 2018
A medieval painting portraying the flaws of twitter and the users eventual flight to Mastodon, turning their tweets into toots.
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Fine Ass Poet, Wolf Blitzer
Aug 19, 2018
@thebestpatrick
this that sweet sweet Bosch.
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Fine Ass Poet, Wolf Blitzer
Aug 19, 2018
Derek Arnold
Aug 19, 2018
some fuckin horny wizard of oz shit here
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