The Best Patrick ☭

@thebestpatrick
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Chemical engineering, database programming, communism arguing, Holy Roman Empire enthusiast.
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Not recursive, just true

It's my birthday!!1!

I talked to my friend. I am not fond of this.

— Ast Ometzulban, bookkeeper

Every night as I go to bed, I think I need to get a better blanket, then in the morning, as I cast my awful blanket aside, it is the furthest thing from my mind.

Why would I need a blanket now, it is morning?

And so, I go for months, with my awful, inadequate blanket.

Space Jam was based on The Wealth of Nations
getting my fubes shaved outside the chip shop to own the libs
Ah periodic anxiety spikes, good times. You have to love it.
Just not a great day :/
"I'm missing *time*!" my girlfriend exclaims. I know she's just talking about a scheduling thing for work, but in my head I'm already writing a science fiction neonoir.
Carefully painting a stylized shark mouth and eyes on the sides of my dick like a P-40 Warhawk