If you're a highschooler a good way to directly fight imperialism is to join band and fuck up the national anthem whenever they make you play it

"ah yes but soy means 'i am' in spanish, so you are really just telling me you are a boy" i smugly explain as we wait for the water tank to refill between swirlies

A medieval painting portraying the flaws of twitter and the users eventual flight to Mastodon, turning their tweets into toots.

some fuckin horny wizard of oz shit here

if communism's so good how come 'right' means 'correct' and 'left' is what my wife did

The biggest perverts of all are people who give money to their university after paying off their student loans

hey mastodon users, how about you "boost" me directly into the ocean, where i will drown