Julian: Hey those aren't awful shoes.
Kira: Thanks.
Julian: On you. I'd rather shave my eyebrows than wear them.

Benjamin: Remember you can't spell Kobayashi Maru without R U O K

Garak: If you die at work does all your unused vacation time spill out like Sonic rings?

Benjamin: The way you tell your story to yourself matters.
Miles: Did I ask for your human affirmation?
Benjamin: Whatever.

Kira: Jadzia thinks I'm useless. Am I useless?

Benjamin: Keiko's gonna forget what she saw today right?
Quark: No that's never gonna happen.

Garak: I’m going to consume an ice cream and listen to ambient warp core sounds for the next 8 hours.

Jadzia: I once ate a turnip. It tasted like midwife tiger vomit. That was it for me.

Odo: Worf I'm gonna ask you to be respectful here.
Worf: I will politely decline.

Odo: Here's a plan. What if we don't worry about whatever comes next?
Worf: I'm not sure--
Odo: Worf! Stick to the plan.