Quark: The Counselor put us in charge.
Worf: And I thought today couldn’t get any worse

Benjamin: How many drinks have you had?
Garak: Not nearly enough.

Dukat: If Vic is cheating on Ezri it means he doesn't wanna be with her anymore.
Odo: But they's so beautiful.
Dukat: That doesn't mean they's not a pain in the ass.

Jadzia: What did you do with the tyrannosaur that attacked Kasidy?
Garak: It's in the transporter memory buffer.
Jadzia: How? It was enormous!
Garak: I compressed it in a .rawr file

Dukat: People who hate musicals have no soul.

Julian: I swear on my life Jadzia.
Jadzia: I’ve seen your life Julian. Swear on something else.

Julian: Story of my life. I always get the dirty end of the cauliflower.

Julian: My lung vulture has escaped.
Worf: Again?
Julian: Keep off the promenade until I catch it.

Ezri: You can't blame me for this. I have a metal illness.
Benjamin: You mean like rust?