Julian: I swear on my life Jadzia.
Jadzia: I’ve seen your life Julian. Swear on something else.

Julian: Story of my life. I always get the dirty end of the cauliflower.

Julian: My lung vulture has escaped.
Worf: Again?
Julian: Keep off the promenade until I catch it.

Ezri: You can't blame me for this. I have a metal illness.
Benjamin: You mean like rust?

Jadzia: Many Andorians are too judgmental. You can tell just by looking at them.

Dukat: Miles moved in with Leeta.
Dukat: That pisses me off.

Jadzia: I wish I was kissing your knees.
Kira: I don't have a niece.

Ezri: If I have to come over there Jadzia there are gonna be two sounds.
Ezri: Me smacking you... twice.

Garak: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.
Worf: I wake up at 5 AM.
Garak: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

Garak: Sex isn't the answer.
Odo: What was the question?