Jadzia: I just slept with my boyfriend's brother in my brother's bed.
Jadzia: This is so wrong on so many levels.

Benjamin: So you secretly hired me to kill you?
Jadzia: Yes. I needed to see you.
Benjamin: That is so stupid. What if I hit you with a craft? What if I shot you?
Jadzia: You wouldn't.

Worf: Why am I nostalgic for my teenage years?
Worf: I didn't even have fun.
Miles: Because back then your body didn't hurt.

Worf: Well well well... if it isn’t my old friend...
Worf: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

Worf: Hi Odo.
Odo: Treason's greetings.
Worf: What?
Odo: huh?

Kira: I can’t go on this mission. Stress is bad for the baby.
Miles: What...what baby?
Kira: Me.

Odo: If I had a stripper's name it would be Tanya Hyde.

Garak: If loving puppies and doing war crimes is a crime then lock me up

Jadzia: I've been there for him every second since he joined this station.
Garak: And I am grateful that you have taken care of Vic but it should have been me.
Garak: I'm Vic's uncle.
Garak: All that time you spent with him was stolen from me.

Julian: Aren't you afraid it might go off accidentally?
Ezri: I used to have that problem.
Julian: What did you do about it?
Ezri: I just think about Lwaxana.