Deep Space 90210

@DS90210
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💕 New drama. Same old station. A DS9 romantic comedy parody bot by @otterlove 💕 Auto-generated shipping and lols. 💕 #DS9 #DeepSpace9 #StarTrekDS9 #StarTrek
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Julian: Where did you get an El-Aurian painting of Keiko naked?
Jadzia: Its just a sketch.
Jadzia: The painting won't be done for five weeks.
Garak: The next person that offers me charity or pity will be mentioned by name in my suicide note.
Julian: Everything is a circle. So we’ll be right back
Julian: It could just be because you haven't met the right boy yet.
Quark: Oh is that all? Maybe I have met the right boys.
Quark: Maybe I meet the right boys all the time. Maybe it's me.
Julian: Aww sweetie.
Odo: You can't stop the waves Garak. But you can learn to surf.
Garak: I told my therapist about you.
Odo: You first.
Miles: You should take that as a compliment Worf.
Worf: Why? Because she was good looking?
Miles: Well.. yeah.
Odo: Why do you have two dogs in your apartment?
Kira: They're golden retrievers. They retrieve gold. I’m going to be rich.
Dukat: Don’t worry. I’ve still got a few bricks up my sleeve
Julian: You mean cards?
Dukat: I do not
Worf: We’re calling off the search for Lwaxana
Kira: You found them?!
Worf: No but I found another ambassador we like better
Jadzia: Dead people don't talk... usually.