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Ricki Yasha TarrYes, Darth Vader is a bad guy, but I bet most of the Jedi died from Light Sabers accidentally turning on in their pockets.
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cunty 
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17 well trained anxieties in a coat
HAVE JUST ADDED GROUNDHOG DAY TO THE FAMILY CALENDAR, REPEATING EVERY DAY FOR A YEAR
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Staff Chief of JointsATTENTION PLEASE!
In interest of Mastodon hyper-jingoism, a "thread" will now be called a "freedom strand".
As you were.
Give a man a fish and he'll probably cook it in the break room microwave.
Activity Pub? Like, there's coloring books and shit to do while you drink? I'm in.
biscuit tornadoI'm still trying to find the key combo to unlock my "moves" list and stack buffs to offset natural disadvantages
Every time I make like I don’t really remember something I’m lying
@thiagocsf tell me more
Dr.NickI am sick of being silenced for my perfectly valid beliefs¹
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¹ The Jetsons and The Flintstones take place simultaneously in the same cinematic universe due to a nuclear war tearing society into two different technologically based dichotomies
I dream of past regrets with a side bowl of shame. What do you dream of?