Give a man a fish and he'll probably cook it in the break room microwave.
oy Vey
i don't remember the particular dish but i do remember the man from my nightmares when i was a kid showing up and doing cooking stuff on various shows
Cook that sonofabitch up whole, damn straight. Eat it like a turkey leg.

Kids, before too long: "What's a 'break room'?"
... and leave the uneaten portion in the break room trash can