Give a man a fish and he'll probably cook it in the break room microwave.
@the_etrain i hate those guys
@MikeyMcFilms @the_etrain Let me introduce you to dishwasher fish… and if you search it up, it's actually a thing with recipes and everything.
@alice @MikeyMcFilms @the_etrain I recall Vincent Price, who was quite the chef, making it on one or more of the late-night talk shows back in the 70s.

@dfrancis @alice @the_etrain

i don't remember the particular dish but i do remember the man from my nightmares when i was a kid showing up and doing cooking stuff on various shows

@the_etrain

Cook that sonofabitch up whole, damn straight. Eat it like a turkey leg.

@the_etrain personally, I cook it in a traditional oven, or in a pan when I cook a curry fish 
@the_etrain and then I sat down right beside the microwave and ate it, like a boss.
@the_etrain followed by the next person using the microwave to complain that their food smells/tastes fishy xD
@the_etrain ………. and leave the dirty dishes in the sink.
@the_etrain Teach a man to fish and he'll take every possible day off to go fishing.
@irina
Sounds great for mental health 👍

@the_etrain

Kids, before too long: "What's a 'break room'?"

@brian_wooley
We'll have explain how peak break room had foosball and free snacks.

@the_etrain

... and leave the uneaten portion in the break room trash can

@the_etrain While saying that he'd totally be ready to roast it in a campfire.
@the_etrain nah man, salmon cooks better in the dishwasher
@the_etrain - …teach a man to fish, and it’ll be fish in the break room microwave every day.
@the_etrain
Teach a man to fish and he will bore you forever more with stories of the one that got away.
@the_etrain
Teach a man to fish,
and he'll get his break room microwave fish from ponds!