Mr. Crab - Sysadmin from Heck

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Grumpy slacker sysadmin.
Good enough to be useful.
Jack of all trades, master of some.

Petrolhead. Adventurer.

Mostly motivated by spite and your shitty attitude.

<rant>
I feel like the youths are broken in ways we (slightly) older folks can't even comprehend.

I try to really pump up my IT assistant when they figure out something new or difficult.

"You made significant firewall changes during business hours and nothing broke. Hell yeah!"

And they they just don't see the significance of any of it. That they struggled through something and accomplished something! It's just another task, like cleaning out the fridge. Just part of the grind, bro.

They don't feel the rush of antici....pation when they click Commit and that flutter of excitement when portal finishes rebooting and they see if it worked or if we're taking a looooong drive to the satellite office.

Work is work but you need to find some enjoyment in what you do.
</rant>

PFY was complaining that it's quiet and he's bored.

The IT gods heard him and he ended up with a ticket that ran through his lunch break.

So #remotework, is okay again?
@jamesb If they can do all that, they can add the nutrition back in. If they wanted.
Fun fact: Those seeds you're planting you're planting to grow your own food have been genetically modified for appearance and resiliency, not nutrition.

@kajer It's also been suggested to make the same play by calling HR directly.

I'll have to try it on the next round of rejection emails.

Ass
Titties
Ass and titties.

Received an email requesting I log back into a portal and complete my job application.

Clicked the link and it said the posting was no longer available.

Application rejection count: 11. (Technicality.)

Application rejection count: 10.

I should do something special for each milestone.

>>Everyone agrees not having a BCP is a bad idea.

>>I create templates to start the information gathering.

>>No one contributes anything.

>>YOLO.