Mr. Crab - Sysadmin from Heck

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Grumpy slacker sysadmin.
Good enough to be useful.
Jack of all trades, master of some.

Petrolhead. Adventurer.

Mostly motivated by spite and your shitty attitude.

PFY was complaining that it's quiet and he's bored.

The IT gods heard him and he ended up with a ticket that ran through his lunch break.

So #remotework, is okay again?
Fun fact: Those seeds you're planting you're planting to grow your own food have been genetically modified for appearance and resiliency, not nutrition.
Ass
Titties
Ass and titties.

Received an email requesting I log back into a portal and complete my job application.

Clicked the link and it said the posting was no longer available.

Application rejection count: 11. (Technicality.)

Application rejection count: 10.

I should do something special for each milestone.

>>Everyone agrees not having a BCP is a bad idea.

>>I create templates to start the information gathering.

>>No one contributes anything.

>>YOLO.

Charging to "reprint" an e-card is some real bullshit.

According to the people on the internet, everything you've ever done is wrong and you should feel bad.

Fuck them and fuck that.

Our #AI read your resume and it thinks you should just give up, you waste of life.