I think if the military get all that money each branch should be required to make two historically accurate war films each year. I mean, they got all that gear they ain't using, lets get some friggin crazy ass war stories on film.
I personally think the Coast Guard would kill it

I love that in today's America you basically have to call up and threaten former employers into sending you your W2's
"oh, we'll send it out on Monday"
sure, I'm thinking maybe sometime in March
#taxes #IRS

well I could do something useful or I could watch that edgar allan poe movie with Robert Duvall with a big fake wonky beard.
It's January so there's only one answer to this

Dear everyone running a promotion, past, present, or future: If you give me another fucking tote bag or water bottle I'm going to tie it around your neck and set it afire.
Duly reported, duly honored
-c.

I think #ActuallyAutistic people should come up with a better symbol then the puzzle piece. I mean, its fine, it's just a little...boring. Other #autistic people out there studied a lot of symbols and semagrams maybe? Let's choose our own
#autismawareness #autistictwitter #Autism

So many great films coming out on streaming and what are they releasing into theaters?
80 For Brady
FFS, maybe they are trying to kill off the movie house, the sons of bitches

I wonder if there's a reason Bolsonaro thinks we wouldn't deport him?
I wonder if there's an actual reason
I'm not really wondering
#JairBolsonaro #Brasil #Brazil

k, so maybe I'm gonna do a few resolutions this year
1. fuck my waistline, be busy, be healthy
2. find what you want on Amazon, but buy elsewhere
3. let go of as much anger as I can
4. finalize all my troubles of the past 7 years
5. work hard to make friends
6. be proud of myself
#new years #resolutions

I'm in the "is it worse to be in pain from the surgery, or all itchy from the Norco" phase of healing

you know, i never thought about what context i'd need to consider a billionaire a bigger loser than i am but here we are with that accomplished