Alexander Gruchala

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Part of the Twitter migration. Posts various nerd, history and politics stuff.
Gotta love tech journalists who describe Mastodon as "that impossible-to-use website." First of all, it's an app. C'mon. Second of all, aren't these the same people who write breathless explainers about the wonder of cryptocurrencies, which are not only impossible to understand but literally built from bullshit?
Wait, so DC could have made a decent JSA movie but instead decided to make a crappy Black Adam movie.
Feasible.

"We've left the Twitterverse, Spock?"

"Correct, Jim. We're now in the #Mastodon universe. A place of peace, harmony, good deeds & the odd NSFW photo but there are Content Warnings, so no need for alarm."

"Troll report, Uhura."

"None detected."

"Any wars being waged in this region of space, Spock?"

"Only who can tell the worst #ElonMusk joke."

"Easy, that's me. What'd happen if Musk fell into a black hole?"

"Pray tell."

"He'd ELON-GATE."

"You win, Jim."

#StarTrek #Humour #Space #Comedy

Se7en is a Christmas movie because people talk about the Bible and Brad Pitt gets a present at the end.
@OhNoSheTwitnt And the 1st Raimi Spider-Man movie is a Thanksgiving movie cuz of the 5-min scene where Norman Osborn figures out who Spider-Man is.