Let’s have some arty photos of ‘ancient things designed to look like animals’ with a special shout out to ‘extra round animals’ and ‘oooh, stage lighting!’ #britishmuseum #History #histodons #animalart #rhyton

Right. I would be the first to say that my Cat is not the sharpest claw in the paw. However.
We’ve just listened to a violin solo on the Proms and she stared fixedly at the tv and started purring loudly.
Dd1, her favourite human, plays the violin. The Cat likes to sleep in dd1’s room while she practises. #Proms #CatsOfMastodon

Doing a lot more walking this holiday. It’s called Project Sort yourself out, Bird - you don’t have time to burn out.

Dd1 is sad because she got Alan in a’Which Barbie character are you?’ Quiz.
Us saying ‘But all Ken’s clothes fit you!’ Has not helped #barbie

Anyway. It’s the summer holidays. Albeit an odd one.
The child known as Babybird starts secondary school in September. Driven by the same forces that compel salmon upstream, he is in his room listening to heavy metal.

I’m trying to like it on here, but it’s so hard to find people. My method of ‘search follows for old mutuals’ doesn’t work because of instances. Unless I’ve missed something.

Tomorrow is the first of the lasts at my job. Last Celebration Assembly.
Very odd. #MovingOn