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Kat πŸ”ͺ πŸ”ͺ πŸ”ͺ *insert joke*Aug 28, 2018
Show threadjackdaw_ruiz Aug 28, 2018

@zyla

yesss the anger nap is a real phenomenon!

people think i'm funning them when i talk about taking anger naps but that shit is 100% real.

those blissful 2.5 seconds when you wake up later before you remember you were angry is like the greatest feeling.

enjoy laying down vent later if ya want.

Kat πŸ”ͺ πŸ”ͺ πŸ”ͺ *insert joke*Aug 22, 2018
Hello my name is Kat and my new power is getting men hornt on Bourdain.
Kat πŸ”ͺ πŸ”ͺ πŸ”ͺ *insert joke*Aug 22, 2018
Somehow I started to sext and ended up talking about how Anthony Bourdain was a huge impact on my life and he just got more turned on.
Kat πŸ”ͺ πŸ”ͺ πŸ”ͺ *insert joke*Aug 18, 2018
Bless Mastondon for letting you delete and redraft a toot 
Kat πŸ”ͺ πŸ”ͺ πŸ”ͺ *insert joke*Aug 18, 2018
My balcony is on a busy street corner and every time someone revs at me I've taken to muttering, "That guy thinks he got some real big dick energy," to Bernice, the ghost of my apartment.
Kat πŸ”ͺ πŸ”ͺ πŸ”ͺ *insert joke*Aug 18, 2018

Me, home from 11 hours of work: oh man, I could go for a little pasta.

Me: *dumps entire bag into the pot* Well. I have chosen this life and now I must live it to the fullest.

Kat πŸ”ͺ πŸ”ͺ πŸ”ͺ *insert joke*Aug 17, 2018
Let's be real, when you feel like shit the last thing you need is a cryguy clinging to you like a joey in a pouch of despair.
Kat πŸ”ͺ πŸ”ͺ πŸ”ͺ *insert joke*Aug 17, 2018
Me, inside the corporate entity as I see how badly everyone is paid: Hahahaha I just ordered so many pens, and when I leave, they leave WITH ME.
Kat πŸ”ͺ πŸ”ͺ πŸ”ͺ *insert joke*Aug 17, 2018
errare means wanderAug 17, 2018
on twitter you scream into the abyss
on mastodon we're all hanging out in the abyss, screaming, in a supportive and comradely fashion
Kat πŸ”ͺ πŸ”ͺ πŸ”ͺ *insert joke*Aug 17, 2018
AleumsAug 17, 2018

Hey do you notice how there isn't a single ad or piece of sponsored content anywhere on this website? Isn't it great? It's great.

Here's the bad news: this website is NOT free. Since we're not paying a corporation with our private information or advertisers with our eyeballs, we need to pay directly the people who are running the servers and banning nazis.

Do what you can, folks.
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