jackdaw_ruiz 
Hello my name is Kat and my new power is getting men hornt on Bourdain.
| Hellscape | @beedlejuicedkat |
| Blogscape | katcalling.wordpress.com |
| Fuckscape | ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ) |
Kat ๐ช ๐ช ๐ช *insert joke*
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I know one mastodon song am I qualified?
@SpaceForceCommander that guy saved my life, my dude
yesss the anger nap is a real phenomenon!
people think i'm funning them when i talk about taking anger naps but that shit is 100% real.
those blissful 2.5 seconds when you wake up later before you remember you were angry is like the greatest feeling.
enjoy laying down vent later if ya want.
Somehow I started to sext and ended up talking about how Anthony Bourdain was a huge impact on my life and he just got more turned on.
Bless Mastondon for letting you delete and redraft a toot 
My balcony is on a busy street corner and every time someone revs at me I've taken to muttering, "That guy thinks he got some real big dick energy," to Bernice, the ghost of my apartment.
Me, home from 11 hours of work: oh man, I could go for a little pasta.
Me: *dumps entire bag into the pot* Well. I have chosen this life and now I must live it to the fullest.
Let's be real, when you feel like shit the last thing you need is a cryguy clinging to you like a joey in a pouch of despair.
Me, inside the corporate entity as I see how badly everyone is paid: Hahahaha I just ordered so many pens, and when I leave, they leave WITH ME.