Folks... I made it to the elephant site

Molly Rankin fan account

haha🌻yeah

hey my operating system may compromise my privacy, it may serve me constant advertisements, and it may have a super secret recipe where nobody's allowed to know what the hell it's actually *doing* when it randomly wakes up my computer at 3am, scans the hard drive for a few seconds, and then goes back to sleep, but at least it lets me play the latest bethesda and EA games

- Australia is a utopia where everyone (including women) have a mustache and everyone is automatically brilliant and buff, because of Australium
- New Zealand is Atlantis because one guy convinced the Elders of Zealand that the surface is covered in magma
- There's a 70+ year long proxy war between two technologically immortal dudes with an endless stream of mercenaries... over gravel in New Mexico
- Soldier lost his hands multiple times
- Heavy holds a PhD in Russian literature

I gotta get: coffee

if you crack your knuckles the "crunchman" will come for you and take your ears