@Beannlily

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No, I would not like to hear about Jehovah's Witnesses.

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!st Gate Agent: We have to cancel flight 871
2n Gate Agent: What's up?
1st Gate Agent: Tne plane is leaking too much hydraulic fluid.

True story. Not my flight, fortunately.

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Doing the OJ Simpson Gate-to-Gate Death Run at ________(fill in your least airport)

DFW
MSP
DEN
SLC

Are all bad.

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de-ICE-ing fails. Welcome to Venezuela!

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I'm heaving on a jet plane.
Don't know if I could fly again.
Oh god, I feel so ill.

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There's a man on the wing!

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The bathroom is now a pay toilet.

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