!st Gate Agent: We have to cancel flight 871
2n Gate Agent: What's up?
1st Gate Agent: Tne plane is leaking too much hydraulic fluid.

True story. Not my flight, fortunately.

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@Jason844 Too much implies there is an acceptable amount and that really raises some questions I didn't want to have about commercial aviation...
@SRLevine Yes. You are correct about leaks. Reassuring, no?