Balloonicorn

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Helpful phone tip of the day:

if the NSA and other alphabet boys can use your phone as a high def spying apparatus for peering into every faucet of your life...... The operator on the other end of the phone can hear you pee'ing

Just thought I'd put that out there

#switchboardlife #phone #antiasmr #myearsarebleedingmetaphorically

Remember, when you're tied up and shackled, they can never imprison your mind!

What do I, a proletarian, care for the tranquility and security of the rich? I care as little for public order as for the proprietor's safety. I ask to live a laborer; otherwise I will die a warrior.
-- Pierre-Joseph Proudhon

#anarchism #quote #bot

Okay I know one of you squirrely tech folk have the manual on how to human. Enough hoarding, the human fascade is failing and I need gummy bears! #everythingsfine #epubplox
I have no idea what horrendous act I did in a past life to deserve this much customer service, but I am ever so curious the further I'm in to it...... #customerservice #ilovepeopleiswear

There are several things that DEF CON 32 attendees should know for this year:

- do not adhere stickers to the facility. for real. DFIU.
- LVCC will not be doing bag checks
- carry cash. registration and merch are cash-only, as always.
- carry a credit or debit card. food and beverage sales inside LVCC are card only (including mobile payments, we believe)
- bring a reusable water bottle. there are a lot of water bottle filling stations.
- DCTV will be exclusively streaming online this year; it will not be available via hotel TV channels.

Please read the longer version of this message in Hacker Tracker or at https://info.defcon.org/event/?id=56569

#defcon32 #defcon #dc32

Friendly #defcon32 badge #protip - keep a usb-c charger handy for maximum #badgelife.

I am formally inviting the entire internet to my party. 🎉

Sat night @ DEFCON. Do not miss it.

Universe is pointing at today is going to be VERY trying. And I have the hairstyle to match / almost already done work. #Ihavenoideawhatimdoing
Those moments you actually have to explain to collection agency agents that before they go through and start having 6 different phone lines call the hospital incessently and hang up 10 seconds later, just to call again. Because someone put the hospital as their point of contact for debt collection. That infact, the lines going to this number are EMERGENCY SERVICES, and that could they please take that into consideration before sicking the auto-dialers on me?
Oh and the fact that you will be directly responsible for someones death if you do. And that i am unable to access any pertinent hr records as that would breach hospital privacy and i have no access to them as such. So I can not do anything for them at this time, But i'll forward you to HR who won't be here for 4 more hours, Don't you worry one bit >.> #ReallyTryingHere #essentialServices #SarcasmsoIsMyFont