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Information security for $, emotional security for healthy living. Tell me about your parent processes.

Detection engineering, threat hunting, purple team.
Not repping any employer
Volunteer Hackordenator for @CackalackyCon
Whenever I see "GenAI basically can do the work of a junior dev", I assume that those people are using junior devs very differently from me. To me, the value of a junior developer is maybe like 20% the code they write, and 80% is a down payment to a future where they no longer are a junior. I still haven't found an AI that could do that second part.

X is where you find the people who think they run the Internet.

Bluesky is where you find the people who think they ought to run the Internet.

Mastodon is where you find the people who actually do run the Internet, and kind of wish they didn't.

(WIth apologies to Yes, Minister)

The serving size of shredded cheese should just be "until you feel better" and the nutritional information doesn't matter because it's medicinal.
Firefox users:
So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.

Today is the last day to order the limited edition #ckc2025 shirt. This is our #fundraiser exclusive and will not be available at our #cybersecurity conference.

Remember that we don't have sponsors or vendors and are completely funding by awesome people like you.

https://www.customink.com/fundraising/cackalackycon-0075

cackalackycon

cackalackycon is a 501c3 non-profit that serves as a community partnership to provide a hacker conference in the Research Triangle Park (RTP) area of North Carolina, USA. Founded in 2019, cackalackycon carries the torch of a long-standing tradition of hacker conferences in RTP and larger southeastern United States to provide open information...

I grew up steeped in the "I would die for my country" or "I would die for my children" or "He died for our sins" where death was the ultimate showing of love...

...I have to sit with that.

But what I want to know is... Would you live for your country? Would you build for your children (and their children)? Would you help out your neighbor even if they don't follow your god?

Would you fix. Would you love. Would you grow, heal, and cherish for those around you?

Death is easy. Life is hard.

The greatest showing of love is to live and to help others live and to increase that quality of life.

Gear up for our Friday Workshop on Advanced Offensive Security on Friday May 16, 2025!
Explore packers, loaders, and implants for real-world red teaming.

All workshops require that participants preregister, secure your spot by preregistering today.

Link: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PUvtyqG4GQZCI__rAMeKaMvDiKAyJ4vNJaL4zMZ7ZP8/edit?tab=t.0

CkC 2025 | Friday Workshops

This year, we are excited to offer two workshops to our attendees. Pre-registration is required. Please note, both workshops will take place on Friday from 1:00pm-5:00pm. As such, you may only register for ONE. Machine Learning Security Workshop Description This workshop covers how machine...

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¿Por qué no los dos?

#ADHD

I do not want your Gemini,
I do not want any AI.
I do not want it in my Chrome,
I do not want it in my home.
Not in my mail,
Even on sale,
Not in my app,
None of this crap.
I do not want it here or there,
I do not want it anywhere!

(with apologies to the estate of Dr. Seuss 🍳🍖)