Best fifth grade book report from a 54 year old about shaving soap ever . . . https://mastodon.cloud/media/CBZIRJLVbH7mQwtuBj4

Passive aggressive gumbo recipe commenting is the next Summer Olympic sport. https://mastodon.cloud/media/Jk7P669JLgwPZp6gLec

I need the drawing room from the Addams Family TV show as an office. All that pastel might help with my writing. https://mastodon.cloud/media/mlbkfIExgG2o7dX0P64 https://mastodon.cloud/media/aau38uiXuB7K1cPshcM

This track is basically the same shape as the strain in my right calf. #running
https://mastodon.cloud/media/QtADgNCVRbQ5f3P3-nc

When the half-brother you have never met is a pastor and the church is homophobic in a "that is just what the Bible says, what can I do about it?" kind of way, has to celebrate Easter as the sidekick to the über-pastor in full modern hipster-church gear . . . https://mastodon.cloud/media/HcfUz2QVXRtyKQj6VKI

Those of you still shitting on the BirdSite are obviously not turned on to Black Twitter.
https://mastodon.cloud/media/LunDYIID2bS_n49wI2g

Now this is the kind of #running graph I like to see. https://mastodon.cloud/media/wGAZLUCjBP4py6rqPDc

Santa Clara Vanguard 1984, the last time the snare line would have decent intervals for 25 years. Just kidding, their spacing is a little jacked in this picture too. https://mastodon.cloud/media/SzC5CVYpLFxv_FpuuHk

Looking for parts to repair a Delonghi Mangnifica espresso machine and forgot that I needed to replace the hot dog basket. https://mastodon.cloud/media/Lu_eu-dwF7Cbli3fQRM

Summer White House (not Mar-A-Lago). https://mastodon.cloud/media/c56Uo-bzkwaMYpEDt4A