Xavier Horatio XinicitI have never been to a Chuck E. Cheese so I got some Totino’s pizza and put a Gwar cassette in a Teddy Ruxbin
Max Leibman@xinicit I mean, yeah, you pretty much got it.
Flaming Cheeto@maxleibman @xinicit if anything, you're a level above
Space Hobo@maxleibman @xinicit Just need to play Centipede while eating/listening, and you've got it to a T.
GreyCat, Red Mage@xinicit yeah you get it
Forest Fern@xinicit That's about right. As long as Teddy was mangy.
Nazo
Grease the Subtle@xinicit I love Totinos and GWAR are entertaining, which is more than can be said for my last trip to Chuck E Cheese. It serves a purpose, but not one I'd like to be involved with. Especially after seeing things like Willy's Wonderland, or playing Five Nights at Freddy's.
dragonfrog@xinicit great, now you just need to play some ski ball
TheStrangelet 
@xinicit Close enough!
Arrens@xinicit Get a ball pit and about a two dozen kids screaming in it, and I’d say you’ve nailed it. Well done.
Phil Stevens 
James R.B. Eastwood@xinicit and then play video poker for 30 minutes
tweak
Iron and Ink@xinicit I went once and did the cycle that goes up and down. It was alot of fun as a kid, but I wouldn't ever go back as an adult.
XANTRONIX
AstroHyde
Eli the BeardedThe full experience requires coin (token) operated games that dispense tickets which can be exchanged for worthless trinkets. A bit like a smoke free pachinko parlor
Erosdiscordia@xinicit ...New bucket list item unlocked.