Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.
@Jacob_Wren I would ask for this quote's hand in marriage because I love it so much.
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So far, I always was the elephant. Time to become the one I want to see.
@Jacob_Wren But wouldn’t everyone ignore me?
@Jacob_Wren i already am. no–one has noticed.
@fishidwardrobe @Jacob_Wren are you sure? Maybe they're just not mentioning it?
@Jacob_Wren this needs to be stitched into an embroidered sampler
@Jacob_Wren cosplay as Babar, King of the Elephants
@Jacob_Wren But what if the elephant I want to be would simply pack their trunk and trundle off to the jungle?
@mrrmot @Jacob_Wren Return is an identity crisis. Can they go home again? Babar was raised in French colonialism, or Lafcadio the lion became a sport shooter.
@Jacob_Wren Even if the room is a chinaware store?

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OH: L'elephant terrible

@Jacob_Wren it's hard being the elephant you want to see in the room when you're already busy being the devil you want to see in the detail
@Jacob_Wren Hit two fans with one shit!
@Jacob_Wren I gave my friend an elephant for his birthday. He said thanks, so I said 'Don't mention it.'
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The elephant's sex organs are in their feet. If they tread on you, you're f**ked.
@Jacob_Wren how I live my life and didn't even know
@Jacob_Wren don't imagine a pablo escobar pink hippo