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an actual bus@VeroniqueB99 If there's a single pearl among the endless heap of shit 4chan has given the world, it's the green text story format
Radagast the Brown
Spytfyre π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπͺπΊ"Department of war. Fuck you want?"
"I WANT TO SPEAK TO WAR."
"Fuck off, they're fucking busy. Send a fucking email. Book a fucking appointment."
"TO WHOM AM I SPEAKING!"
"I'm the fucking secretary of war mother fucker! Who the fuck are you, fucking calling fucking thinking you can fucking get straight through to war, past me?"
"I HAVE MANY NAMES BUT YOU MAY KNOW ME AS DEATH..."
"Oh. Oh fuck."
"YES. INDEED."
"Can I say 'sorry' would tha- URK..."
"NO YOU COCK WEASEL. YOU MAY NOT"
TheGuy09@VeroniqueB99 What is this quoting? π
DJ Toebeans@TheGuy09 @VeroniqueB99 It's giving Discworld.
@djtoebeans @VeroniqueB99 lmfaoooo
@spytfyre @VeroniqueB99 wtf but okay
MtnSunTrees@VeroniqueB99 secretary of π
noplasticshower@VeroniqueB99 bryl cream loser
MimiHe have to try "Dept of losses", may be like that he wins, who knows?
FurballsNHairballs@VeroniqueB99
Now known as Department of Losers
Now known as Department of Losers
@VeroniqueB99 it was the greatest loss even Obama didnβt reach that great of a loss. Pedo on chief is the biggest loser in history
@WheresMyWater π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
LukefromDC@WheresMyWater @VeroniqueB99 The US hasn't taken a defeat this severe since Red Cloud's War.
While Vietnam was a much longer and much lossier war, North Vietnam did not succeed in forcing the US to pay war reparations to get out of the conflict. Iran just did.
Pushing Trump to his knees and exacting tribute: nobody's EVER accomplished that against the US before. A couple months ago, Iran even published an AI generated image of Trump kneeling before Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamene. While this is AI and predates the peace deal, it was an accurate forecast of the results of the war. The kneeling just took the form of $300B in war reparations not a personal meeting,
Trump is lucky that image is AI and not something shot with a high grade DSLR camera yesterday. Iran probably could have gotten that, but if it meant reducing war reparations it wold not be worth it.
@LukefromDC π π― @WheresMyWater
Rachel Rawlings@VeroniqueB99 maybe now he'll put the 'nke' in the center where it belongs.
Luna Lactea@VeroniqueB99 He didn't even fight. He sat out & stayed in his office because he's a pussy.
@jackemled π
derptron@VeroniqueB99 Chicago better watch out though.
Remember that shit?
Real tough against a US city that doesn't even have a military because YOU ARE SUPPOSEDLY IT.
What's "Department of War" mean?
Apparently it's a new strain of face plant.
Glad to see them admit defeat than drop nukes though. That would be a worse defeat.
@crazyeddie π
A.MinionIt's a new warrior face paint, all in shades of Yellow.
@crazyeddie @VeroniqueB99 Chicago has handed ICE some stinging defeats. Good chance they are capable of winning a battle similar to Minneapolis.
Then there is the IL National Guard depending on which side they are loyal to.
Chicago is NOT undefended folks!
ShovrogBut when he's drunkΒΉ, he can kill defenseless people on the high seas with brute force ..... a real hero's a$$
ΒΉActually, that's always the case, and he's a reckless, stupid loser!
Graeme π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώ@VeroniqueB99 Secretary of Clusterfucks more like...
@VeroniqueB99 Also note that Trump reportedly did attempt to access US nuclear lauch codes back in April, but was prevented from doing so. General Dan Caine told him to "blow up."
@LukefromDC yeeeees! π π±
Justbeep@VeroniqueB99
A hero they called Petewing Duck,
amazingly gifted for quack
was lifting his thumbs
inviting some chumps,
for drinks in his milt'ry shack.
David P