Blake C. Stacey
Fesshole 🧻Office has a censor filter in internal comms to replace swear words with other terms. Added a rule changing "AI" to "my cat", so we get "According to my cat..." and "I asked my cat and it said..."
Richard Wonka@fesshole This is the way.
🇺🇦🇪🇺 cweickhmann@fesshole Sounds like the bes use of my cat I've seen so far! 👍
Gavin@fesshole I worked with a guy once who accidentally published an entire library of customer-facing knowledge base articles with the Cloud-to-Butt browser extension. I supported him then, as I support you now.
Ovenbird@_calmdowndear @fesshole I had to have this immediately, but(t) it looks like it's no longer available. The best version I could find is called 'AI to Butt' on the Mozilla addons site. Can't wait to read emails from my school a month from now when I've forgotten about the extension...
@gnatcatcher it was a bit of a flash in the pan. There were zero extensions, then there were approximately 5000 of them, and then just as quickly the cloud became normalised and everyone stopped taking the piss out of it (until half the Internet gets taken out by either us-east-1 or Cloudflare having an outage and there's nothing productive left to do EXCEPT take the piss).
MFennVT
Delta Sierra@fesshole after years of being a furry and interacting with other furries: a cat is definitely a more trustworthy sounding source.
Carlos SolísTired: AI, wired: Me-Ow
wikiyu@fesshole i love automatic censorship on internal communication since i have a coworker that ... cannot be @ mentioned because there is a swear word inside his last name
Tim 🛥️🌈
Infrapink (he/his/him)
Jen
Waveydavey
Dr Andrew A. Adams #FBPE 🔶
Dirk Hohndel
kasperd
The Doctor
Григорий КлюшниковCatGPT
Kai Werthwein@fesshole love your subversive energy here.
🐻 John
Seth Galitzer@fesshole I made a bot script for an irc channel that was cloud-to-butt, but I used all the euphemisms from the Blue Man Group closing number. It still makes me smile when it gets triggered.
Wes Montage
Cassandrich@Wes_Montage @sgsax @fesshole I remember Scaleway's emails all addressing their customers as "cloud riders".
taskschd.msc@fesshole My cat sucks. I hate my cat. My cat costs too much.
BenderIsGreat34
tbehrens✡️@fesshole In French „Chat, j‘ai pété“ means „Cat, I have farted“. 🐈💨
liquidlight@fesshole my cat used around 2,000 to 3,000 tCO₂e for its training and it still makes shit up
Ronago
Arnim Sommer 🇪🇺@fesshole
'I want my cat to answer the phone/mail/…'
'I want my cat to answer the phone/mail/…'
Mike Ely
freiheit🤖
Christophe B. 
@fesshole "Thank you for your question, have you tried asking my cat assistant first?"
staringatclouds
Charley says... "Don't Talk To Strangers"
Rob Vincent 🎙️@fesshole Every cat I've ever owned was a better source of information than LLMs. Even the orange ones.
mjc0961@Rob_T_Firefly @fesshole According to my orange cat, Mondays suck and we should all have lasagna
Glowing Cat of the Nuclear Wastelands@Rob_T_Firefly @fesshole Especially the orange ones! BE UNBUTTERABLE!
skua@fesshole
They're so fortunate to have you.
But now you've stepped up we want more from you.
I'd like the 2nd mention of "cat" to include a fabulous cat name.
"... the outlook, as described by my cat Hepsibah II, is boyant with significant opportunities for expansion."
And then for 3rd or greater mentions, just the cat's name.
"Hepsibah II cautions that continued missteps by middle management would severely downgrade expectations."
Jean-Baptiste "JBQ" Quéru@fesshole I just use "Artificial Incompetence". Problem solved.
Enola Knezevic@fesshole Wish we had that
"Enola, and everyone else, please stop your crusade against my cat generated code!"
Goggles