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Folks it's now an hour until #Monsterdon, you can follow the links below to get tonight's movie! If you'd rather avoid it, best set up a hashtag filter.
I AM JOR-EL, MASTER OF SCHEDULING
THERE NOW REMAINS ONLY hold up what time is it FIFTEEN MINUTES UNTIL #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party
WATCH
OR DO NOT
CHOOSE
American International TELEVISION? This is a TV movie? Ripoff! #Monsterdon
Pfft. This noise ain't THAT great. #Monsterdon
A graphic representation of my stomach after eating chili. #Monsterdon
"Maybe there's no one left to hear my voice"
No, I can hear you. Unfortunately. #Monsterdon
AND KTLA IS THERE
Oh, they have a photo of The Average Man. Finally let him out of the vault in Svarlbad, huh? #Monsterdon
Oh, months. Yeah, that'll be enough to wait out the nuclear apocalypse. #Monsterdon
740!? He should be A PUDDLE
He's gonna sit down in his chair and wait for the frogs to come kill him. #Monsterdon
So is this like the ONLY house up here or...? #Monsterdon
Yeeeep, sure am glad I built this REMOTE HOUSE in the MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, where NOBODY would just WANDER BY
certainly not AN ENTIRE CAST OF THOUSANDS in the FIRST FIFTEEN MINUTES
He's a little bulky for a Torgo, but you use what you've got. #Monsterdon
Grandpa's got two lines. #Monsterdon
"Let the worthless ol' coot stay, we're all gonna die anyway."
Grandpa Sunshine! 😃 😎 🌞 😃
Oh hey, HO-scale apocalypse! #Monsterdon
Sure, nothing says safe long-term like geological activity.
"I'm in command! You will follow my orders! You're gonna die!"
"She's a SLUT, I'm a WASTREL, we were BUILT IN A LAB TO ANNOY YOU"
🤖Robot Enby Xero🤖@CactuarJoe gawd I read that to the tune of "I'm a bitch i'm a lover" etc
Some other form of life? yeah, radroaches!