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Folks it's now an hour until #Monsterdon, you can follow the links below to get tonight's movie! If you'd rather avoid it, best set up a hashtag filter.
I AM JOR-EL, MASTER OF SCHEDULING
THERE NOW REMAINS ONLY hold up what time is it FIFTEEN MINUTES UNTIL #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party
WATCH
OR DO NOT
CHOOSE
American International TELEVISION? This is a TV movie? Ripoff! #Monsterdon
Pfft. This noise ain't THAT great. #Monsterdon
A graphic representation of my stomach after eating chili. #Monsterdon
"Maybe there's no one left to hear my voice"
No, I can hear you. Unfortunately. #Monsterdon
AND KTLA IS THERE
Oh, they have a photo of The Average Man. Finally let him out of the vault in Svarlbad, huh? #Monsterdon
Oh, months. Yeah, that'll be enough to wait out the nuclear apocalypse. #Monsterdon
740!? He should be A PUDDLE
He's gonna sit down in his chair and wait for the frogs to come kill him. #Monsterdon
So is this like the ONLY house up here or...? #Monsterdon
Yeeeep, sure am glad I built this REMOTE HOUSE in the MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, where NOBODY would just WANDER BY
certainly not AN ENTIRE CAST OF THOUSANDS in the FIRST FIFTEEN MINUTES
He's a little bulky for a Torgo, but you use what you've got. #Monsterdon
Grandpa's got two lines. #Monsterdon
"Let the worthless ol' coot stay, we're all gonna die anyway."
Grandpa Sunshine! 😃 😎 🌞 😃
🤖Robot Enby Xero🤖George Romero's Night of the Living Bores
TerencioNight of the Living Houseguests
"Crickets chirping" same, crickets. Same.
now we just need the professor and mary ann
Nice post-apoc cars going by in the background there
KSHernandez ♊(she/her/they)@CactuarJoe RIP, Larry.
#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889 🎥🧻
@CactuarJoe ok that got me good
Ted Johnson becomes a ghoul
WKRP in the Crater of Cincinatti
And now, the Ink Spots
Uh oh, Larry's gone feral
GHOUL, CALLED IT
Leon Kennedy?!
Bold of old man here to assume a locked door with panes of glass is gonna stop any post-apoc critters or raiders.
Captain ButtonNot to choose is a choice.
@CactuarJoe something something auron's yunalesca speech