Kit Bashir

“What did you do after the Purge? How did you survive?”

“Oh, I’d already quit the order by the time of the Fall. I was a plumber!”

“Really, a Jedi Knight unblocking sinks? You couldn’t think of anything else to do with your valuable skills?”

“Hey unblocking a sewer line without having to dig up the garden is absolutely a valuable skill. “

#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot

Jun 14 at 11:42pmWeb
Show threadDeborah Pickett3d ago
@Unixbigot Very “A man of your talents?” areas.
Show threadDaniel Carosone3d ago
@futzle @Unixbigot learnng that Jedi Mind Trick works on poop and fatbergs is.. eh, whatever works, thank you for your service, five stars
Show threadDTrasler Writing3d ago
@Unixbigot I was just trying to imagine the video game "Jedi Knight Fallen Order - plumbing" and I thought "No one would want to play a game about a plumber...."
Show threadThe cat who walks thru walls3d ago
@Dtraslerwriting
...or about placing more and more sections of a pipe so that the stuff must flow... @Unixbigot
Show threadInsecurity Princess 🌈💖🔥3d ago
@mrrmot @Dtraslerwriting @Unixbigot aww, fond memories of Pipe Dream
Show threadestelle3d ago
@Unixbigot look, if you can remotely sense and hover a lightsaber, you can unclog *anything*, and if you work on an emergency basis you're going to become a real hero in no time
Show thread64 Islands Aroha Cooperative3d ago
@Unixbigot that's where the real money is!
Show threadGalbinus Caeli3d ago
@Unixbigot Every super hero supports thousands of super janitors, super carpenters, super bricklayers, and super plumbers just to clean up the messes they make.
Show threadgths3d ago
@Unixbigot man this gives me Robert Hughes and Philip Glass vibes
Show threadNosaj  3d ago

@Unixbigot

Drain Cleaning Australia on YouTube. 

Show threadSupermoosie3d ago

@nosaj @Unixbigot

Sometimes dad used to bring home vhs tapes to watch at home because it was easier and more comfortable, than doing it at work.

Off went what ever was on the ABC of an afternoon.

Instead of Degrassi, You Can't do that on TV, The Goodies etc, we would have VHS tapes of Sydney sewer systems getting inspected by cctv cameras.

Until dinner was ready.

Show threadMikeH3d ago
@Unixbigot It certainly would be a valuable skill.