“What did you do after the Purge? How did you survive?”

“Oh, I’d already quit the order by the time of the Fall. I was a plumber!”

“Really, a Jedi Knight unblocking sinks? You couldn’t think of anything else to do with your valuable skills?”

“Hey unblocking a sewer line without having to dig up the garden is absolutely a valuable skill. “

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