Nick
Guess which Guardian Opinion article is by Adrian Chiles.
Jun 11 at 11:52amWeb
Show threadNickJun 11
I love the way every article is fuelled by a similar tone of righteous fury, but only one of them is about soap bottles.
Show threadwoe2youJun 11
@Nickiquote Imagine having so little in your life to worry about that you can get that worked up about soap bottles.
Show threadWalrus 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿Jun 11

@woe2you @Nickiquote

I have never had the problems Chiles so boringly rants about.Has it ever crossed his mind that he's not just ugly, but stupid, too?

Show threadwoe2youJun 11
@Walrus @Nickiquote I would say the same, except I'm not getting paid by the Grauniad to rant about soap bottles so maybe I'm the stupid one.
Show threadBob ThomsonJun 11
@Nickiquote all the views that's fit to print.
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Show threadNickJun 11
@cgsines Classy,
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@Nickiquote

. . . around here, classy means 'don't touch'

Show threadDavid CohenJun 11
@Nickiquote I can get white man angry about trivial shit too. Where is my weekly column contract?
Show threadNickJun 11
@davidbcohen I’m dropping these nuggets for free on this website daily. Just giving it away.
Show threadDavid CohenJun 11
@Nickiquote Chiles is dropping something. Not nuggets, though.
Show threadJonathan SchofieldJun 14
@Nickiquote that’s some Chiles Voodoo
Show threadLiquorVicarJun 11
@Nickiquote Got to be pump-action soap dispensers.
Show threadGary Jun 11
@Nickiquote 🤣
Show threadMark HJun 11

@Nickiquote

Chiles' anger at the Taliban comes through in everything he does.

Show threadMarcus Marcius MarcellusJun 11
@Nickiquote Unlike Simon Jenkins, Chiles is not an affirmative reason for me to refuse donations to the Graun. But he's still an embarrassment.
Show threadWenJun 11
@marcas @Nickiquote That what being married to the editor gets you.
Show threadMarcus Marcius MarcellusJun 11
@Wen @Nickiquote You'd think that, but it got me SFA during my marriage to Arthur Watson.
Show threadChrisJun 11
@Nickiquote plot twist - he had a second coffee this morning and wrote all 5. Once he's done flinging poop therr might be a 6th!
Show threadAegirJun 11

@Nickiquote Which one of these hard hitting journalistic articles could be by the person married to the editor of the paper. It’s so hard to tell.

Every time I see one of his headlines I think of the kind of world where that’s the biggest thing anyone has to worry about. It would be amazing.

Show threadChrisJun 11
@Nickiquote if you're having soap problems i feel bad for ya son
i got 99 problems but a pump action dispenser aint one
Show threadNickJun 11
@ASprinkleofSage https://youtu.be/UmLN0tzeSKQ
Volume 10 - Pistolgrip-Pump

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Show threadMelissaJun 11
@Nickiquote The word "disgrace" is doing some heavy lifting there.
Show threadKierkethumbs up convincinglyJun 14
@Nickiquote adrian mole plus midlife crisis?
Show threadPeteJun 14

@Nickiquote Tbh, most the columnists do my nut a tad, but Chiles must have something on management to still be there spewing this shite week in week out.

Addendum: Just read other’s replies. I had no idea.

Show threadPiranhallamaJun 15

@Nickiquote whenever Adrian Chiles is mentioned all I can think of is the Toby jug full of warm piss.

He could be solving every single problem the world has whilst riding a unicorn and I would still be thinking of the piss jug.

Imagery is powerful Stewart.

Show threadhaskins6d ago
@Nickiquote I had no idea about the pump dispensers. Shaking my finger mightily at all the ones in the house!