NickGuess which Guardian Opinion article is by Adrian Chiles.
I love the way every article is fuelled by a similar tone of righteous fury, but only one of them is about soap bottles.
woe2you@Nickiquote Imagine having so little in your life to worry about that you can get that worked up about soap bottles.
Walrus 🏴I have never had the problems Chiles so boringly rants about.Has it ever crossed his mind that he's not just ugly, but stupid, too?
@Walrus @Nickiquote I would say the same, except I'm not getting paid by the Grauniad to rant about soap bottles so maybe I'm the stupid one.