Tindra
Mike ShewardRE: https://live.acarsdrama.com/@acarsdrama/116708457056507627
“New AI driven flight route optimization software working well so far,” declares airline
Haelwenn /элвэн/ 
@SecureOwl And of course it's with a boing.
mer (NTR arc) ䷔
Adriano@SecureOwl @acarsdrama “in this diagram we can see the airplane parts most affected by missile hits after flying over White Sands. The AI assistant recommends reinforcing these to improve the chances of successfully traversing that area”
datenwolf
NormanDunbar
Arthur van der Harg@adriano @SecureOwl @acarsdrama “Please let us know how this works out, so we can optimize your results moving forward.”
Olivia Fae 🌻
Kroc Camen@RandomDamage @adriano @SecureOwl @acarsdrama Execs: “We need to add more AI to fix the parts where the AI failed”
ariels@SecureOwl You just know someone's promo request includes the text "introduced #fail_fast techniques, thereby reducing the #SDLC iteration time in #aviation 10x".
peachfrontin fairness to the optimizer, if you're blown out of the sky, it makes for a really short flight & very rapid deplaning process!!! 🤣
Large Format Projectionist
Sterling@SecureOwl
🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣
InterestingMoo
TrueNorthSpice 🇨🇦Ground to air message:
"Just trust the AI Optimizer to guide your plane safely through the missile range"
TheNovemberFella ✊🏳️🌈 🇺🇦☸️🛰️🚀@SecureOwl AI will solve everything 🙄
By killing us all.
By killing us all.
Dustin D. Wind@TheNovemberMan @SecureOwl Am I the only one who remembers being afraid of Skynet and Judgment Day? 🤷
(Though to be honest, I'm a lot more afraid of the petty-kings who keep funding this idiocy, and climate catastrophe, and playing chicken with WW3 in the name of artificial profits.)
@MySideIsHumanity @SecureOwl 👍💯👍 Oh, no, not the only one. There's a lot of us.
Eh?!?@SecureOwl
"Who needs pilots anymore?"
"Who needs pilots anymore?"
EvoScale@SecureOwl A counter 'LLM' would be in order, to decipher which airlines are instituting AI, so boycotts can be pursued.
Barbara Monaco
Netzblockierer@SecureOwl O.O
How does this thing not adhere to designated flight paths and stay clear of restricted airspace?
Voline
WellsiteGeo@SecureOwl Who are you to claim to know what you, or your customers, want?
Do you think you're Edsell Boeing or whatever the founder's name was?